It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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