You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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