apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Randomize
