Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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