Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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