no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Randomize
