Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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