Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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