Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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