dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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