Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
