Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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