There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
