But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
lets start a swedish sibling band together
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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