do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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