On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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