just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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