dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Randomize
