Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
