So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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