Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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