Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Quick, to the slutcave!
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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