Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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