He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize
