would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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