His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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