I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Randomize
