Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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