whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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