you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize