do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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