Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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