You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
