question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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