you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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