lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
