How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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