You really coming over, don't trick.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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