gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
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