if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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