Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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