At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
did i walk over a car last night?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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