we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Is that strawberry winking at me??
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
