Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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