quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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