it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
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So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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