Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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