Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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