So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
did i walk over a car last night?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
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