He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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