Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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