Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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