Nicole vs. Life
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Are my feet made of real feet?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
