It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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