dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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