I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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