just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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